Hey there whippersnapper! I'm IRONHIDE – so called because nothin' gets through my armor! You kids today love yer blasters and explosions and so forth. You don't appreciate a good set of laserproof plates. Well listen up! Ain't no DECEPTICON getting past me! This Energon is safe as houses when Ironhide is guarding it.
I’ve been a bodyguard to OPTIMUS PRIME since he was just one brick high.
Blasting DECEPTICONS! I remember it like it was yesterday. Wait. It might actually have been yesterday.
My trusty Omega Black Hole Cannon. There’s nothing like the classics!